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Articles on War and Peace
"Proof
or Platitudes"
By Sean F.
Holland
"World protest,
but Bush Won't Listen"
By Sean F.
Holland
"No Amount of Proof
Would Change Some People's Minds"
By Joe Beglan
"Iraq
Crisis Appears More and More to be a Manufactured One"
By N.
Feather
"Speak
Softly Dear George... Restrained Righteousness and The Union"
By Matthew
Blue
"The
Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows "
By Dave
Tomar
"Lack of
Leadership"
By Sean F. Holland
See special Article from Rita
Kidd "A Voice From America"
Proof or
Platitudes
By SEAN F. HOLLAND
February 24, 2003
Quote from Article - "It isn't that "No amount of proof"
would change our minds, but rather that the total lack of any
evidence causes us to seriously question the veracity of this
administration's propaganda."
(Answer to Joe Beglan Article Below)
In his article, No Amount of Proof Would Change
Some People's Minds, (Joe
Beglan, February 14, 2003), Joe appears to take a position that
there are
significant benefits to going to war, as well as voicing the
contention
that the millions who oppose this perception that "War is the
Answer",
are "hamstringing our country's ability to survive and prosper".
Mr. Beglan's line of reasoning appears to be, "I'm right, and
everyone
else who disagrees must be a liberal pacifists ignorant of all the
facts
that I possess". I can not find anywhere in his words the
perception
that there could be a rational reason for dissuading this
administration's rush to judgment in Iraq. Despite the overwhelming
lack of any evidence linking Saddam to Al-qaeda or his possession of
any
means to deliver weapons of mass destruction in a threat to
America; The
grand failure to capture or place any realistic blockade in the way
of
bin Laden and his minions; And the massive opposition around the
World
against America's scheme to invade Iraq, Joe appears to believe Bush
and
Rumsfeld are justified to waste billions on a war that has little
chance
of success in improving either our security or our prosperity.
While he seems amazed that anyone who professes to be patriotic
might
support a reasoned approach to war, or might object to taking
precipitous
action without a significant coalition of allies, as well as the
full
support of the United Nations Security Council, I find it amazing
that he
is unwilling to allow the inspections to continue, and let diplomacy
have
the opportunity to succeed.
No one that I know who opposes this flawed and potentially
disastrous
rush to war, holds any hope that Saddam will somehow become a benign
or
compassionate leader for the people of Iraq. We all share in our
distaste and contempt for both Saddam's actions and his deceit. At
the
same time America must take responsibility for creating and
supporting
Saddam, for it was but a few short years ago that we funneled arms,
money and support to Saddam, when he was our ally in our opposition
to
Iran. At the time he was using weapons of mass destruction on
Iranian
troops and the Kurdish opponents in Iraq, we stood idly by in
support of
the very acts we now condemn.
The true sign of leadership in Washington today is shown by the few,
such
as Senator Byrd, who urge restraint and reason, rather than the
platitudes and slogans voiced by Pearl, Wolfowitz, and Rumsfeld. It
isn't that "No amount of proof" would change our minds, but rather
that
the total lack of any evidence causes us to seriously question the
veracity of this administration's propaganda.
Sean F. Holland
World
protest, but Bush won't listen
By SEAN F. HOLLAND
February 18, 2003
While millions around the world protested in opposition to the war
in
Iraq, Bush maintains his conviction that war is the only way to
save
America. He "knows best", and has an attitude that nothing will
dissuade
him from authorizing the use of massive force against Saddam.
This
obstinate perception that war is the only answer, negates the very
basis
of democracy. Our current administration is blind to the use of
diplomacy, and lacks rational leaders who will urge restraint.
Instead
of caution, we have a cacophony of rhetoric aimed at creating fear
and
dismay within our population. The administration distorts the
truth, and
uses bluster and threats to bring reluctant allies to support
their war..
At a time when great leadership is called for, we receive
platitudes as
well as threats of being labeled "Un American" if anyone attempts
to
stand up for democracy. The justification that we are going to
somehow
put a halt to terrorism by attacking Saddam, negates the fact that
our
effort at rounding up Al-qaeda in Afghanistan has been thwarted by
inept
planning, insufficient
augmentation, and
our administrations
unwillingness to commit to a realistic plan of implementation to
assure
success. With Bin Laden running free, Bush now turns his
attention to "Save the people of Iraq", and his proposal to "Save
them", is to destroy
their country.
The most serious threat to America at this moment in time,
is our very
own administration. I urge everyone to call or write your elected
representatives and voice you objection to our proposed course of
attack.
No Amount of Proof Would Change Some People's Minds
By Joe
Beglan
February 14, 2003
It never ceases to amaze me that many people in America who profess
to be
patriotic Americans always choose NO War under any circumstance. No
amount of
proof (up to and including video tape of Suddam
Hussein making rockets in his palace basement) would change some
people minds. Any military action is evil. I find there are many
motives of people for this, some noble some not so.
. True distaste for the loss of life
. The need to feel superior to those Neanderthals that always want
war. I am
better than you because I don't believe in war.
. The absolute distrust of all American leaders especially those who
aren't
ready to deliver a utopian society
. Complete faith in the goodness in all people
. Feeling of being powerless compared to big business, government,
etc.
Where would we be but for many military actions in our history, for
that
matter where would the world be. I am not anxious to send our men
off to
fight and die but the world does not play by our rules. To be so
ignorant as
to even think proof of immanent attack on us by Iraq must meet the
justice
system's level of proof is to seal our doom. The American
constitution is
not a suicide pact. It's protections can not be applied in war the
same as
in peace no matter how much we wish it could. The more we fight wars
and try
to appease public opinion and fit actions into the nice frameworks
of the
constitution the worse we will fail. We have relied upon the
President to
make foreign policy and have the ability to launch military action
with
congressional limits.
There are benefits to going to war not the least
of which is giving the
world one less rouge regime to worry about.
. A more stable middle east and oil supply. Not noble enough for you
- what
happens if Suddom takes the region and controls the 40% oil supply
of the
world as he has attempted previously? So what if we pay a little
more for
gas we should be using less anyway? Don't kid yourself, if gas &
heating oil
become hard to get or rockets to $6.00 or 7.00 per gallon you can
kiss that
utopian society goodbye. People are not so benevolent when there
cold, out
of work and hungry. A stable economy and society require sacrifice
that can
include lives, better it be Iraq leaders then ours. We are not even
suggesting keeping Iraq as American territory we are simply asking
that Iraq
be a good neighbor, stop supporting terrorist, stop killing your
people,
pump your oil and become rich and maybe even allow a little dissent
once in
awhile.
. Iraqi's have a right to live out from under a sadistic murderer.
Why don't
you get Suddom to promise to sign a peace treaty and nothing bad
will ever
happen because we will contain him. We were in his country and we
couldn't/wouldn't contain him from gassing his own people and
continuing his
reign of terror. Do you think it better to contain him or kill him?
I
certainly would opt for a much smaller force to contain and kill
him. That
would not be politically correct though for the United States to be
seen
assassinating a leader so we are forced to do it in a more
politically
correct way. Yes, war with declarations and UN resolutions and press
conferences has also become politically correct. Would Eisenhower
have let a
Saddam Hussein exist without Russian backing?
. Do not underestimate how the world will view our actions. They
will
complain at US aggression, our arrogance, our thirst for war but
those that
would hurt us will not do so without some fear. How to you count the
lives
never lost by this action or previous actions we have taken? That is
something that never is counted in the ledgers of history. You can
say we
should have never dropped the bomb on Japan and killed thousand of
innocent
Japanese but you never can count the number of lives saved by our
actions
and spawned from that. If we do not attack and Suddom is made to go
in to
exile we will still have accomplished some level of respect for our
willingness to use force. The North Koreas of the world respect
nothing
less. I think Bush has been shown to be right on the mark when you
see the
current situation for the axis of evil members.
I know many have good intention who oppose war but I am afraid many
are
sheep who just want to feel themselves superior and fain righteous
indignation. Surely many are simply politically motivated who will
oppose
anything George Bush does. Hillary where were you when your better
half was
bombing in Bosnia and throwing away our stealth technology we spent
billions
and billions developing. We could have bought a new country on what
we
wasted there. Did we really need stealth against Serbs. Why makes
Iraq
action less noble, because it is actually in our interest? If
liberals
really want to make themselves feel superior try something less
destructive
as hamstringing our country's ability to survive and prosper.
Iraq Crisis Appears More
and More to be a Manufactured One
By N. FEATHER
February 12, 2003
When I watched the planes ploughing into the
World Trade Center, my initial
reaction was to incinerate the perpetrators in their own nuclear
wasteland.
On the other hand, the American Government showed remarkable
restraint. The
whole approach to finding and punishing the organizers was
relatively slow
and methodical, with consensus building amongst the allies. It
continued
with an overwhelming balanced response and full support of the
civilized
world, as well as some who we would not have considered civilized or
supportive. In fact the President came across as a mature world
statesman,
patriot and leader and it changed my opinion of him.
Unfortunately the same cannot be said of the
pursuit of Saddam Hussein.
Yes, he deserves to be removed from power with whatever fate you
wish, although there are many other world leaders with similar
reputations which we are ignoring. However, the thought of sending
American troops to be killed and
mutilated on a policy, which appears more and more to be a domestic
political ploy, is unacceptable. The whole strategy appears to be a
knee-jerk
reaction to negative events at home (with some spin off benefits for
his friends),
and is now spiraling out of control. Consider the following facts
of American
politics at the time of the announcement of the Iraq policy:
1. The mid-term elections were on the horizon,
and it appeared the
Republican Party was in danger of losing more seats in the Congress
and
Senate, because of several negative factors.
2. The domestic economy was anemic and heading down with no
economic policy on the horizon except for the tired old cliché of
cutting taxes.
3. Questions were being raised about President Bush's possible
insider
trading deals in the oil industry. (Investigation closed by the SEC
-
political reasons?).
4. Questions about Vice-President Cheney's dealings at Haliburton
(oil
industry service company with experience in Iraq). He walked away
with a
nice settlement, leaving a lot of employees with decimated pensions
and a
company in near bankruptcy.
5. Questions about Thomas White's very comfortable compensation at
Enron
(energy/oil) and his claim of complete ignorance about the illegal
dealings!
6. Questions about the Energy Task Force and its total claim of
secrecy -
no minutes of proceedings released to the public, no list of
attendees, except
for the general acceptance that many of the president's oil industry
associates were there. (Could they be discussing oil??).
7. The lack of results from the 'Bin Laden dead or alive'
statement.
8. The Republican Party love of military power.
9. Bush Sr. didn't do the job right the first time.
10. The image of President Bush as a great statesman, patriot and
flag
waver after his handling of September 11 - I was certainly fooled.
Yes, going after Iraq certainly took the average voter's mind off
these
factors, especially by using #10 to it's full extent.
I am sorry, but compared with the approach to the Al Qaeda/Taliban
problem,
the Iraq crisis appears more and more to be a manufactured one, done
on the
spur of the moment with no planning or forethought. Consider the
comparison
with September 11:
1. Consensus Building / Support. The America government
did not do any
methodical consensus building; in fact we annoyed the states we
require for
an effective policy, appearing extremely arrogant in the process.
We acted
like the bullyboy and started pouting when we didn't get full
support. (I
have just heard Rumsfeld's petulant discourse at the members of NATO
who
disagree with his stand.)
Russia - Walked away from the Anti-missile
Treaty.
NATO, etc - Already dismissed the Kyoto Treaty by using 'voodoo
science' to
disclaim it. (Since then we have accepted it as mostly fact).
Angered many nations with the policy of excepting Americans from the
rules
of the International Criminal Court.
Lack of total continuing support from the world body (Blair, not
the U.K.,
appears to be the exception, but I find a Prime Minister behaving
like a
lap-dog demeaning and degrading.)
Iran - Calling it part of an 'Axis of Evil' was extremely stupid,
considering it would be a strategic advantage to have it's role as a
neutral state or
perhaps with silent support, as in the Afghan attack.
Middle East - The unequivocal appearance of support of Israeli
policies
inflames the normal population of the Arab world, and is supposedly
a large
part of the reason behind the Al Qaeda action.
2. No exit strategy.
3. Oil. Perhaps it is pay-off to the President and the
Vice-President's
oil industry friends? (Was it attempted earlier with trying to
authorize
drilling in the Artic Wildlife Preserve?).
4. Rhetoric on Iraq. Finally, the President's bellicose
rhetoric on Iraq appears to vary inversely
with the state of the American economy and his poll ratings.
No, we are not doing the right thing - I am convinced it is based on
domestic political issues. I do not feel threatened by Iraq. Sadam
knows he only has to blink in our direction and he is toast. The
Powell presentation at the
UN was eloquent but completely lacking in substance with what
appears to be
extremely dubious facts and conclusions. (If we know all about
these
chemical depots, why have we not destroyed them, as we have done
with their
air defense systems?)
If we know about their strong ties to Al Qeada, why have we been
waiting?
We are not being told the truth. I feel more threatened by the
remnants of
Al Qeada, North Korea, all religious zealots no matter where they
come from,
the Israeli - Arab conflict. I could go on and on but the Iraq
threat is
way down on the list.
Speak Softly Dear
George... Restrained Righteousness and The Union
By MATTHEW BLUE
January 29, 2003
About last night...
I'm not going to go into a lot of specific issues in the killing
field of contradictions that is politics. Have no knowledge of what
the left hand is doing - all that jazz. When I approach a situation
like this - I have to narrow the iris of the telescope, and
bring the focus in, centralize it-and bring it down to one man, one
person.
After all in a real sense we are all plastic dominos teetering on
the slick surface of someone's wobbly cheap-ass card table. It's up
to each of us-to support the air in-between our small slabs of
plastic-to fortify that air with passion, with knowledge, and with
vigor.
Without the out-reaching of the mind to understand more than
statistics, to quote more than polls, to move more than plastic
tanks and men across a CNN map
of the middle east. things topple, they tip-and in giving up and
giving way the basic common sense of the very essence of what
motivates a man-his policies, his procedures, his armies. His armies
actions are taken without permission, are ingested without
water-swallowed dry and whole, each and every day-the
willingness of ignorance to gladly accept whatever it is given-or
arguing the semantics of the language of contracts, laws, votes,
polls, and contradictions is
the distracting right hand of the street magician as he draws your
attention away from the mechanics of the illusion in his left.
Basically-the collective consciousness can seem and feel like a sea
but it's a manipulated sea-monkey glass bowl of a thing, of an
environment, of a sea.
It's the back of the comic promises of blonde haired sea princesses,
when really-it's just a package of brine shrimp. It's just an
illusion-sometimes, an illusion-the binding of a people, with a
cause, under one God, under one man. No doubt the backlash of Pearl
Harbor bound the populace with a whalebone corset-no
doubt the image of the Twin Towers left so many mental fists lifted
in the air. shaking, because there was no fleet, and no flag to
punch.
That is partial cause for the shaking in our President's face
tonight, and in his words. Restrained. righteousness.
Now is where we get to the ground beef of the subject. I meet
George, when he was still a governor in Texas. I was visiting
friends. He was giving a speech at a
community college regarding education. Several hecklers shouted out
questions, "Why doesn't Texas pay its teachers more then?", "I have
to buy my own
supplies for my class, what about my funding?"
He deftly ignored each and every one of them and continued with his
speech. That was my first experience with the man. Afterwards in
shaking hands-our talk was glib and gloss, and I understand that one
must be a performing monkey on the circuit holding up the tin cup
for change, and doing the same jig every time-but still, there was a
missing letter block at the bottom of the then pre-school pyramid he
was building.
The man. Let's talk about the man. Let's talk about his speech.
Let's talk about those spaces between his words, the pauses, the
smug reflection of his determination applauded and approved. the
quick wind up thru our nation's largest problems-and the focus,
almost sneering at times discussion of our war, our fight, our
cause, our might, our right.
George for most of the length of the formative years of his adult
life-has been searching for the proper thickness of glass-to reflect
himself-lighthouse strong in this world.
He was a rebellious student, and enjoyed a pleasurable life. He felt
lacking for a casing in which he could contain himself-he was
looking for direction. He discovered the refractive qualities of
God.
Out of the shadows of managing, building businesses, and in
nurturing ideas-grand and not so great-he helped himself to the
already full kettle of politics,
the table set by his father-his newly sharpened eyes, believing.
really truly believing that he could and can help-he filled his bowl
full.
I'll skip over a majority of the rest-as the records plays the same
on both sides A and B. Politics is that way. It's the worst of the
baby beauty pageants with
constant til 4 am practices of your song and dance routine, and the
especially leering expose of young /innocent ideas, and noble
qualities in the low-cut and
sequined-studded glamour dresses worn for lobbying. Tonight. Let's
talk about tonight.
You have to understand, this at heart-is a man, who believes in
himself. He believes-as do many others-that God came to him at a
time of his life, when he was needed most. God narrowed the shutter
inside of his wanderlust-and brought him to this place. The last
step overlooking the populace standing
around the palace, not a balcony to wave from. he's much more
grounded-he wants to know, and feel how his good affects his
charges.
And that's what we are. Couldn't you hear it when he said, "I will
ensure that this (meaning the Twin Towers) will never happen
again."
"I will. "
He is insisting that he knows best-and as a leader that's his
right. But this is where he is coming from in his mind.
He was a little king tossed onto a thrown-supposedly the seat still
kept warm by the presence of this father-but a new king nonetheless.
There were challenges, he fumbled a bit-he seemed so much like the
lighting instrument of his youth. a little
unfocused, no real strength, no one visible beam-just this hazy sort
of spread, a touch of blue from a gel in a frame, some kind of scene
to be set-but without
much purpose. Such is the nature of new kings in court. as he came
in on such an undecided boat anyway-when his presidency was given to
him, and not won.
9-11. It came. And can you imagine the hours and hours and hours and
hours of talk and grief and anger and discovery and the shoveling of
justice into the coal
fed engines of his mentality? Really-what would that do to any
person? 9-11 closed the shutter and focused his beam even more
intensely-he was charged,
electrified, and driven.
One might say-that the blood and pain, the questions and the anger
of 9-11 were like little lead and iron chips to be thrown into a new
kettle and smelted.. And
George was dipped into that liquid metal, but when he thought he was
coming out gold-he was actually encased in a type of pig iron that
only comes when your
compass has been broken by restrained righteousness.
No man can make a reasonable decision when he is sleeping with
ghosts. It probably would surprise some to know-that he internalizes
a lot of this-because, he needs human gasoline in his engine to
burn-he has to have a purpose, he's been searching his whole life
for purpose, and now. tonight he indicates, we will
rewrite history, we will not leave this problem for other
presidents, for other congresses, we will win, we will be
victorious.
But look at him-did you see him when he talked? His eyes said so
much. He wanted to get to the part where he laid his hand on the
hilt of his sword-because that is his focus that is his mantra.
Everything else hangs off of this drive, his drive like Christmas
lights in February still tacked to the eve of a house-they are
there, they are noticed, but they are never turned on and
admired-because their season, their time is over.
There is no other train to get on, but this train. His train. The
shaking in his words-the quiver of his lip-his righteousness
restrained, a barely veiled hate that guises itself with patriotism,
when essentially he's talking about killing.
Didn't you hear it?
He spoke at one point about the number of suspected terrorists that
were arrested and detained. and then he added.
He added a bit of Texas midnight needle-plunging with that justified
death row echo when he mentioned, in a fierce smug that indicated he
probably read very, very detailed reports of just how some
terrorists were dispatched from this mortal coil, "Some of them you
won't have to worry about. they are never coming back."
And this is the man who says that under God, and under him-we will
conquer our enemies. He's just admitted with the kind of small-town
after the hunt café coffee talk, of killing those that have killed
us.
I suppose that's nice-and well enough for the mechanic
discussing how we outta bomb those bastards back to the Stone Age.
but-but.
This man, our George-he could do that. He has that power.
Is it really responsible to let one man so full of sharp and
coal-fed emotions to have that kind of control?
Probably not. But too late. It's already here-and this is our train.
Yes policies can be changed. Impassioned consciousness can be
raised, and it might be possible for some to see, for some to
hear-that it is the man and his
motivation-not necessarily what he says and does, but what he
thinks-that is the measuring stick for future floods.
Get your sand bags ready, because he is ready to shape the world
with us.
Under God, under a moral umbrella we will be guided and formed. The
church and faith will hold hands in a prayer circle inside of our
politics-and it reaches
out in missionary strength in billions of dollars for help to other
countries-when in our own, people will still die of the same causes.
but not in the same numbers. All of that is good, it is a gift of
the heart to be generous-however, it is an Indian gift when the
umbrella is so stretched that the steel frame pops through the
water-proof fabric of promises that can never really be fulfilled,
and it is hope groundless.
Tell the pharmaceutical companies to stop charging so goddamn much
for drugs for foreign countries. Don't spend a billion dollars.
Order the factories, which
produce so many millions of pills to pop out those bad boys as fast
as the Coca Cola plant and put a capsule of life extended in the
hand of every man, woman, and child who has AIDS, who has diabetes.
etc. Lord knows everyone on the earth at one time or the other has
drank a Coke, why the fuck should we charge so much money. for LIFE?
The cost for AIDS drugs for Americans might have gone down. but not
the added cost of ALL the drugs used to counteract those initial
drugs-and keep a body functioning.
That is politics. that is show, that is illusion-a smiling tight
black shirt with a buxom assistant, ten white tigers and a glass box
with slits for saws. Show
only one side, say the best, paint the world-open the umbrella of
the American spirit and the heart-so our righteousness and our
prosperity will shade the whole
world.
Inside really. there is a bankruptcy of such purity-because in
reality, the wholesomeness of a populace, just doesn't exist.
because we are individuals, we are singularly separate and thinking
mounds of gray matter. and what we think and do-does matter.
I am left with an uneasiness that I haven't had in years.
Studying him during his speech-I am left with more of an unsettling
of the bowels of my political and social morals than I was when I
actually had to spend time confined in a small, controlled space
with a man who looked right through me, a man who had killed several
people-because he thought they fit, and they were asking him for
release.
Homeland security wants you. ya know? Do the job of the CIA, be ears
and eyes-look and watch out, report and come back with information
on your fellow
Americans. which most likely will turn out to be reams of reports on
your fellow foreign Americans.
George has purpose now, something that he will never unlock his jaw
and let go of. He has been gilded in the suspended and drug out
terror of some very
horrible moments, and no ideology, no threat-perceived, and yes he
said as long as it is perceived. will be overlooked in the
overturning of history.
He is one man, but restrained righteousness is infectious-and when I
close my eyes, and let the words really sink in-I can see this loop.
a little logical, a little ridiculous, but based on fact.
Out of all the countries that we point out as harboring their
weapons of mass destruction. we have the most. And we are the only
one to have used a nuclear device to destroy a whole city of human
beings.
Whose to say in some other room, in some other time zone-when an
early sun is setting and we are just pushing snooze. that someone
doesn't say,
"They are to be feared."
They would be right-because restrained righteousness is a big boot
to chalk lines drawn on the ground. they are so easily wiped out and
walked over.
I would say to him-if I were to meet him again.
"You ignored some very good questions that day in Ft.Worth, but I
can understand wanting to get on with your speech. I'm not sorry I
met you-but I am sorry you decided to pick up your gun instead of
your pen so soon after the funeral, so soon after the mourning-you
became America's angry widow, however-you don't lobby people and
politicians for change. you come into the
courtroom with a gun under your shirt, and when the prisoner comes
in even before he's rendered innocent or guilty-you're going to
shoot him. Again and again. There will never be enough repayment for
you. There will never be enough because you've molded your purpose
in pig iron, a base metal of thought, and no
retrospective rationale will ever be loaded into an empty chamber of
your gun."
Sure wish I could impress upon him, that people who only wish you
harm-scatter like magpies off of a harvested cornfield. The
dispersement may seem to be a
black cloud in the horizon-but for the bulk that you can see-there
are hundreds of individuals flying, their own directions. lone
wolves, who will never be found-and never be caught.
You can't prevent harm. you can only fortify yourself-and not in
neighbor-spying agencies and limited rights for citizens. You
fortify yourself with integrity, and that doesn't automatically come
out of the bible, or just because you say God and
justice-it's born of action, and all those spaces in-between your
words.
Speak softly and breathe dear George. Go into a locked room and
scream. Your restrained righteousness is your shaking words and
quivering lip. not mine.
Peace to you George, and for any young man or woman, civilian or
otherwise that will meet an end because of this inevitable train
that's steaming on a one-way
track-if there is talk amongst the literati and the liberals, the
hippies and the students that your fight is not honorable. you are
honorable, and because you
risk the ultimate, and I do not-you are forever gilded, not gold-but
an invisible metal from my heart and from my prayers.
Come back safely.
The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows
By Dave
Tomar
January 20, 2003
This week, UN weapons inspectors finally uncovered what the Bush
administration has excitedly characterized as “several smoking
guns,” all of which have illustrated the incontrovertible need for
immediate military action in Iraq. After two months of fruitless
investigation in Baghdad, a newly dispatched corp. of inspectors
bearing the name Team Alabama made the startling discovery in the
home of Iraqi scrap-metal salvager Raqi Mareidi, just south of
Baghdad. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld spoke of the
revelation in a Friday press conference, explaining that “Mareidi’s
involvement in a plot to destroy freedom became apparent beyond a
reasonable doubt yesterday when inspectors found an egg-beater in
his kitchen sink. It is clear, according to the same American
forensics experts that worked on the O.J. Simpson prosecution team,
that this utensil was used to mix a fluid of some sort. So there
you have it. Chemical warfare.” Rumsfeld went on to reiterate the
promise to Americans that “Iraq’s civilians will pay for this
terrorism with their lives.” Mareidi, who was subsequently taken
into U.S. custody in a series of plastic shopping bags, commented
only that “my family and I saved up for six years to buy that
egg-beater.” An unidentified American military official present at
the time of his apprehension responded to the claim by indicating
that “even if the egg-beater had indeed only been used to make a
Denver omelet, UN sanctions imposed upon Iraq following the first
Gulf War state clearly and in no uncertain terms that Iraqi
consumption of eggs, waffles, pancakes, the Denny’s Grand Slam Value
Meal or any other food commonly associated with the hearty
American-style breakfast is strictly forbidden under penalty of
total annihilation. It’s the only way Saddam Hussein will learn.”
The Mareidi
discovery was not the only undeniable material breach of the
American drafted U.N. resolution seeking full Iraqi disarmament.
According to a report on the matter, released by the White House
late Friday, independent American reconnaissance revealed an Iraqi
orphanage containing upwards of forty “bed-shaped items that we
believe to be nuclear warheads.” The report credited the
information to “a series of grainy, unintelligible, still-frame
photographs taken from the inside of an ice-cream truck hidden
behind a mattress store in Oakland, California.” As a pre-emptive
response to the aggression implied by the photographs, American B-2
bombers already stationed in the region dropped 13 kilotons of
explosives on the building. As to an international allegation that
the structure may have actually contained orphans, Armed Forces
General Tommy Franks assured that, “if we hadn’t killed them
yesterday, they would have starved to death anyway.”
This new cache of evidence that Saddam Hussein is beginning to
orchestrate a major global coup comes at a most crucial time,
according to Bush administration officials. The President spoke on
the matter just after the discovery on Thursday afternoon, asserting
that “this could not have come at a better time. We were this close
to admitting we were only in it for the oil. But now we can get
back to pretending it has something to do with weapons or terrorists
or something.” Bush went on to detail his anger with Hussein,
proclaiming to be “sick and tired of Iraqi deception.” The
President followed up his strong words by succumbing to a crying fit
in front of forty reporters. He was quickly ushered from his dais,
spoon-fed a bowl of pudding and put down for his daily afternoon
nap. White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer closed the day’s
comments by discounting a U.N. request for a new timeline on
completing weapons inspections. As to an extension that would
exceed the January 27th deadline for a full U.N. report, Fleischer
explained that “the president can’t even read a bus schedule so a
weapons inspection timeline is meaningless to him. And we don’t see
the need for such delays. I mean, how hard can it be to find some
missiles? This isn’t rocket science here.”
And as the
White House waits patiently for a legitimate go-ahead for military
action, the 250,000 plus American troops that have already been
planted on the ground in surrounding nations such as Yemen, Qatar,
Kuwait and Turkey, are operating under conditions of heightened
readiness. All military personnel have been instructed to practice
common urban combat procedural techniques on the indigenous peoples
of their temporary residences in preparation for the coming war.
Stated Joint Chief of Staff Richard Myers during a Wednesday
briefing, “we like to keep our men limber and focused. Fortunately,
in most of the countries where our forces currently occupy ground,
the inhabitants look exactly like Iraqis. It makes raids and
bombings on the unarmed civilians here seem just like the real
thing.” Most Bush administration officials are confident that the
recently uncovered breaches of the inspection process will
constitute necessary mobilization, and CNN has substantiated this
assumption by repeatedly airing a two-second clip from a 1998 file
in which U.N. inspections chief Hans Blix is heard to state, “um . .
. yes.”
As U.N.
inspectors have grappled to interpret the new discovery in Iraq,
tens of thousands of protestors gathered this past Saturday in
Washington D.C. and San Francisco to rally for a peaceful solution
to the Iraqi situation. Vice President Dick Cheney spoke
disparagingly of the resistance to White House policy during a
weekend press conference, explaining that “this small group of
dissenters does not represent the opinion of most Americans. Most
Americans have no opinion.” The Vice President died and was
resuscitated three separate times during that sentence. Shortly
thereafter, his body was returned to the massive latex chamber where
he hibernates for three and a half weeks out of every month. One
aide who demanded anonymity said of the Vice President’s health
condition and consequent public scarcity, “you can’t prosecute
somebody you can’t find.”
Finally,
this week, the Bush administration has announced plans to honor the
birthday of Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., whose life will be
celebrated this Monday, with a historical reenactment. The White
House released a statement extolling the virtues of “this great and
cherished American,” promising to pay tribute to the memory of his
heroic struggle for racial equality by turning fire hoses on
unsuspecting affirmative action lobbyists.
And
remember, as always, the monkey goes where the wind blows.
Lack of
Leadership
By Sean F. Holland
January 24, 2003
Madness, mayhem and insanity....
In the current rush to destroy one facet of the "evil axis", and
seemingly to obfuscate the economic situation at home, our erstwhile
resident in the White House would have us believe that war is a
realistic solution. In his attempt to blind America to the
shortcomings and drastic change in the financial situation at home,
he asks us to believe "war" will resolve our problems. Instead of
providing real leadership in a world that cries out for wisdom and
creative answers to hunger, ignorance, poverty, and conflict, he
pretends that placing our youth as well as countless innocent
citizens of Iraq in harms way, will somehow bring us peace,
prosperity and security.
This delusional approach to problem solving is as realistic as using
a flame thrower to save ones home from termites. Yes, you could
eliminate the termites, but at what cost to your home. Is there no
leader in Washington with the courage and good sense to point out
that Bush, and his hawkish band of cohorts are proceeding down a
rocky road fraught with disaster? In their foolish attempt to
remove a dictator who poses little real danger to America, they ask
us to support this approach to problem solving. No, the danger to
America resides in our very own White House.
In the past two years our country has moved from prosperity and
plenty to debt and dismay. Most states are suffering under
incredible deficit financing, and the National Debt is quickly
heading skyward. Where leadership is lacking, foolish schemes to
thwart the goals of clean air and water, to undo the preservation of
our national forests, and to increase our dependence upon foreign
oil by building ever larger SUV's are foisted upon us as answers.
Instead of leadership to bring peace and stability, we have cast
aside our role as world leader, to become world bully. Instead of
leading in the cause for reducing global warming, we lead in global
harming. Destruction of Saddam will do nothing to stabilize world
peace, and will ultimately lead to increased terrorism, hatred and
further divide our world.
On Sunday, thousands will attend and millions will watch the
Superbowl, where teams from East and West will battle to determine a
winner. This is entertainment, and this battle will leave a
euphoric sense of victory for the winners, while the losers will say
"wait until next year." However, death and destruction will not be
part of the celebration, and everyone gets to walk away from the
fray. Not so, when war begins in Iraq. This battle will provide
winners and losers, as well as thousands of innocent victims. In a
needless and destructive orgy of blame, America will manage to
destroy Saddam, along with thousands of civilian's held hostage to
our paranoia about "evil doers" abroad, while the "evil doers" in
Washington attempt to bask in adulation for their "leadership."
In America there will be victims as well. Families who will receive
flags to commemorate their sons and daughters who died to save our
"liberty", or families who will welcome home their maimed and
injured children, who fought to preserve Texaco, Shell and Exxon's
claim to Iraq's oil.
It is time for the true patriots of America to stand up and say
"NO", to those in Washington who would attempt to delude the world
into believing that anything will be solved by this war. Time to
stand up and be counted in opposition to this rush to judgment that
will promote neither world peace nor America's safety. It is
imperative that we find leaders in Washington who have the strength
and wisdom to listen to those world leaders standing in opposition
to Bush and Rumsfield. Leaders to oppose the bellicose and
belligerent words of those who would lead America into harms way,
rather than lead us towards peace and prosperity.
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